Indian Thriller

I am apparently on a Thriller kick right now. Matt and I found this video the other day when we were watching the Prison Thriller video. I plan on going to India on a mission trip this February and I really hope this is what it is like. If it isn't, at least maybe I could meet this guy.

Prison

I have never thought I wanted to go to prison...until I saw this video. I would actually recommend to any criminals that may be reading my blog to go to the Philippines to do your crime. It seems crime does pay in the Philippines. It pays if free dance lessons. Check this out. Notice the "girl" in the video...she is hot.

The Wind

This commercial is hilarious.

I'm not the only one!

I wouldn't want to go to his barbeque. He probably puts extra butter on his rolls.

Video of the Week

So, since I can't seem to get in a groove of blogging, I am gonna try something to make myself commit to this whole thing. I am going to post a "video of the week" every week. This may be funny or just something I find really cool, in which case you will probably not. My friend Michael emailed me the video for my first post.



I totally know how this guy feels. I feel like this about once a week. All part of owning your own business, I guess. It's a couple of minutes long, but the end is so worth it.



Awesome!

My Awesome Weekend

Friday Night my weekend started with a victory. The softball team I am on, Scared Hitless, won our maiden game 23 - 1. Our pitcher Adam pitched a 1 run game, and Brent Glonchak hit two over the fence, with a bit of a, ahem...handicap. You can ask him. It is so nice to be on a good team of any sort. I haven't been on a good team since I was 18. Hmmm. I wonder if I am the problem. Don't feel you have to comment on that.

Saturday was a friends Burger and Karaoke fest at the Platt's. Jamie is now like 130 years old. Eric, Jessie, Jamie, and I were tearin' up the mic on karaoke. While Stephen totally dominated the hippity-hop contest, Randy "fell" short. When we left we had dinner at Mike and Jenny's house and saw Shrek the Third. In a tribute to Mike, "stretchmarks"...enough said.

The best day of these was Sunday. I of course woke up at the butt crack of dawn again, which I love...right. During church, I actually experienced God's presence. It has been a while since that has happened so it was great. After church, we got to go to Fallbrook for Andrew and Amanda San Nicolas's wedding, which was pretty amazing. She didn't fall walking down the aisle or anything, so there was no funny fireworks. We rode with Jerry and Patti Stout. They wanted to go to the Pala Casino after the wedding with the Shewfelt's and Todini's. So, even though I was dead tired, we were totally game b/c I can't stand something happening without me there. The Shewfelts ended up at Pechanga. But, by the time they got there, I won $745 on a nickel slot machine!!!! I never gamble because I always lost when I did. But last night I won $840 in about an hour and a half. I couldn't lose...it was crazy. I turned in five tickets that totalled up to 840 on less than $20. It was awesome! I will probably never gamble again.

A

I chose the letter A to represent Acronym. Acronyms seem to be a huge part of our daily lives now, so I will share a few that I think are...interesting. Comment and let me in on a few others.

KFC - This is only ok because of their new "Chicken Mashed Potato Bowl"

GMA - This stands for Good Morning America. Why the heck do they need an acronym?

VMA's - I never really thought about this, but if it stands alone nobody would even know what it meant.

WTH - I actually like this one...because I am lazy.

OWP - Sadly, I am responsible for this one...but nobody knows what it means anyways. Hint: lube.

TB - For those of you that know my wife...The Birge.

I want more acronyms from y'all. Don't give me the obvious ones like lol or omg. Be creative.